Meme Report 9/28

You Reek of Weed, It's the Middle of the Day, It's Wednesday

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Adam Levine Sexts

I love when a meme is a thunderdome. 5 formats enter, 1 format leaves. Ultimately your body is absurd won. It makes sense that it won. It requires the least amount of original thought and the instructions are clearest. All we need to do is find an image. The others required a little word play and thinking outside the box. It ultimately doesn’t matter what won because the fun was finding your own Adam Levine text and seeing what you could with it. There was a mad rush and the result was a really fun day on the internet. After endless cheating discourse, we finally got something out of it. Not an answer, but a fun activity. A somewhat unique fun activity because we got so many different memes out of it. 

No Loads Refused

If your familiar with or on the outer edges of Circuit Gay Twitter, an ethical question was posed to use this week. We all recoiled in horror as someone put together a string of words that none of us ever wanted to read, and yet those of us unfortunate enough to read the phrase the first time were then forced to read it multiple times. I believe it was a trauma response. However we all need to forget this ever happened and let the healing begin.

TikTok

You Reek of Weed

@sydstersyddon’t hate the playa, hate the game #foryou #fyp #smoke #aquarium #trippy #funny #comedy #college #collegelife

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This trend is my favorite in a while. For all those times we reek of weed, it’s the middle of day, and it’s wednesday. There’s the calming voice of June Diane Raphael explaining our situation to us. She is judging us of course, but we deserve to be judged. Sometimes judgment is good and necessary. In this case it is. The sound is better than the meme but the meme is not bad either. Being amazed by whatever banal thing is happening in front of us, and the serene presence of whoever is on the receiving end of this interaction. Watching it play out is entertaining each time. 

Roger Cleye Edits

@ziggyweh#rodgercleye #rogercleyeedit #memes #fyp #daddyissuesatitsfinest

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There is no greater bond than the one between middle aged people who just want to have fun on the internet and disaffected mentally ill young women who spend too much time on the internet. Roger Cleye will song any song you ask him too and the girlies are asking. He’s probably sung every song Phoebe Bridger’s has ever recorded by now. To thank him the girls are putting edits of him singing into their own little collages. His voice embodies their feelings. He sings along the way they sing along at 3 am in their rooms alone. I love these edits, I love that everyone is finding solace in each other. Lifting each other up through the power of song, specifically sad indie girl rock. 

My house?

@capn_cook_biatch @capn_cook_biatch ♬ Originalton - l_e_o

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Show me those ugly houses. Show me your weird collections. Show me your garish paintings and ugly wallpaper. I want to see it all. I only care about interior design that the creators are scared to show us. Do not show me anything but that. This trend can continue on as long we stick to that. Anything else and I’m checked out.  

You Want Me To Serve Cunt, Tonight?

@pawpatrolsworstenemyright after i get off work. vomitting #serve #clubbing #ponytail #washday

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Perfect for those situations when you suddenly have to serve cunt on short notice. Who hasn’t been there? It’s a tricky situation that we finally have the words for. Isn’t that what TikTok is for? Articulating long held traditions of the human experience that we did not previously have the words for. Incredible development, culture wise.  

Sway had the answers

@kimberlymallela @kimberlymallela ♬ Sway had the answer kanye splashboyyyy - SPLASH BOY

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This one is impressive. We’re showing growth. Real growth! Admitting that at one point we were wrong, and who is inspiring us? Kanye West. It feels like hell has frozen over. Excited to see what ironic twist this takes on so that no one ever has to admit fault or wrongdoing. Until then we’re being adults.

One thing about me

@mygirlchelstrauma dumping but make it funny

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If you come on my For You page, and trauma dump in the year of our lord 2022, you should burn in hell forever. If you are using this format to “just tell a story”, you are misusing your platform. This is no way to tell a story. It’s unbearable to listen to. It’s unbearable to deal with. Shut up.