Meme Report 9/21
I have Been Nothing But Abrasive and Mean In This Newsletter.
I Have Been Nothing But
This is a trend for all my rude bitches out there! This for those of that are rude, irritable, unkind or otherwise hard to be around, yet we still want friends. Isn’t that what we all want? To be as irritating as possible and still have someone to hangout with us and listen to our horrible thoughts. That’s all I want. I refuse to change, I refuse to adapt. I have been nothing but standoffish and off putting, and this is the thanks I get?
They Are [x]ing Your Ass On [x] Twitter
Finally, The reason I started this whole newsletter. So I could prove to everyone that we are repeating ourselves. As one of the few people on the internet with a long memory, I knew this would happen. We do almost every trend worth its salt at least twice. There have been others but we did this one last summer. They already rotated your ass on Hot Dog twitter! Sure they’re doing it again, but they’ve done it already. Pretty good meme to revive, as long as we know it’s a revival.
“Slut era”
I don’t know what this is about. It’s too deep into the coil of “internet womanhood” for me to care. Everyone is lying and also being more honest than they’ve ever been. Slut Era is either ironic or deeply sincere.You guys are either losers or really cool and I can’t tell which series of behaviors would define you as such. It is both deep recognition of the self and fracturing your well being to fit in on the internet. Either way it’s none of my business because my internet persona doesn’t allow for these dalliances. Let me know when you guys are back to talking about little beverages and I’ll rejoin the conversation.
TikTok
If I Was (According To My Husband)
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This one is insidious. At first we think we’re making fun of straight couples who insist on making their relationship our problem. They’ve come up with another annoying trend we hate to admit is kind of cute. Then people start to play along, by trying to guess what the boyfriend is going to say. Now it’s fun for everyone. Then couples start to guess together. Then I’m watching two couples do a bonding activity together and that’s when I’m out. All PDA falls on the same level and there is no holier than thou approach. It’s all bad.
The Promise Slide Show
I’m sorry I love these. I know they’re twee and somewhat annoying but sometimes they’re what I need to get me through the day. I need a cartoon mouse eating jam on a piece of bread the size of his head to remind me who I am. It reminds me of being a kid, when being an adult felt like a magical world of possibilities instead of an endless nightmare of tasks. It's easier to move through the world when I remind myself it's not dissimilar to Busy Town or Masie or Hello Kitty. I’m getting in my little car and scooting around. I’m filling out documents. I’m eating a slice of toast the size of my head.
Human Beings in a Mob
Another collage format but this one is a revival of an old meme. It is the most eighth grade boy real shit vibe and it kills me every time. I prefer genuine but I will take Ironic. What’s a king to a God? What’s a God to nonbeliever? You could overlay anyones faces on it and I will love it in a way that is both genuine and Ironic. I’ll never stop loving this format. Put it on my gravestone.
Do Not Sell Marijuana To My Husband
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The most recent addition to the Breaking Bad renaissance is of course, the canonization of Skyler White. GOOD!! It’s not even a moral question at this point but basic media literacy. Skyler White is not a bitch. She’s a brilliant character with two emmys to her name and don’t you forget it.
I Don’t Want To BeReal
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I hate this meme. I want to BeReal. I love BeReal. There’s nothing I love more than BeingReal. I am nosy, I love tricks, I love small social media. BeReal has all of that. You can do whatever else you guys are talking about before, during, and after bereal goes off. It’s like not hard.
Been OOO this week, so this was great catch up