It will always be mesmerizing to watch type-A girls with good handwriting write things. Especially Natalie Portman, who has kind of an interesting movie star persona. When she lets us in, she is funny and bubbly and sweet, but she never lets us in. This rare private moment we see of her reveals so much about her character and personality. It’s also proof that method acting isn’t necessary. In prep for one of the most intense scenes in that movie, Natalie is laughing and having fun. She has to write whore in lipstick mere moments before giving the performance of a lifetime and she’s having fun with it.
What’s so frightening to me is that she is ten. She’s ten. She looks thirteen. That may not seem like a huge difference but it is. It’s the difference between fourth grade and seventh grade. Dressing her up and propelling her towards the world of adulthood this young is so disturbing. I hate watching this video for several reasons mostly because my biggest priority in this life is to chill. A child that loves working is my sworn enemy. I hope at the very least she changes her tune later in life, and more seriously I hope her parents take her out of the spotlight and give her a real chance at childhood.
Lame stream media
It’s exactly the same as “so called free thinkers” but instead of the general public it’s about the media. “So called free thinkers” is better because if you want to joke like you have a conspiracy theory brain, you need to disabuse yourself of the idea that those people even know what the mainstream media is saying, let alone that they’re interested in disproving it. By the time you say “CNN”, you’ve already lost me.
This is What $900 a Month Will Get You in Kansas
Becoming an adult is pretending to know and care about real estate. Any time I think about interior design or buying a house I get overwhelmed. People go viral all the time for saying dumb shit about the housing market. You feed the beast by responding to it. I personally don’t care and won’t engage,
I Shoulda Never Smoked that Shit Now I’m at....
Once again, wouldn’t it be fun to live in a video game. Look at all the places we can think of.
Tiktok
The Guy Dancing to Bills, Bills, Bills
By far the most roundabout way we have found to discuss how hot we think someone is. The videos are too long and I don’t understand why there is often the triplet effect on the guy. Hat on a hat imho. Also, He looks like Riley the gay football player from Degrassi
I Paid a Price and I’ll Keep Paying
I see mostly girls my age who spend too much money on frivolous things doing this trend. It’s mostly good for a “ha ha, I do that” but if you go through the sound, women are also using the exact snippet to talk about how the biological fathers of their kids have been absent from their children’s lives. Whatever your mood, The Chicks have 30 seconds of music for you. The pain one might feel because they uber eats mcdonalds every weekend and the pain one might feel from a years long custody battle and unpaid child support can be expressed within the same clip.
I’ve outgrown Mitski and no longer listen to her music so I’m less charmed by this trend than I would have been two years ago. It’s fine. I could be mean about all sorts of things about this trend but for now I’m going to let my sisters in arms with their depression bop playlists, New Yorker totes, and oat milk lattes, who are too scared to ask for more ketchup, live. I don’t have it in me to slander them. Have your fun for now. This ones a freebie.
I’m Not a Fighter I Never Claimed to be a Fighter
Classic bait and switch. The usage is fine, the sound is fine. As long as these tiktokers keep fighting each other we’re going to keep making memes about it. None of them are really stand outs thus far. Probably because no commentary will ever be better than the central premise of the most annoying people in culture right now beating the shit out of each other for money, every week, all summer long.
Kids are finding more and more ways to bully each other every day. This specific example is treating a girl who uses Memoji faces to make videos about everyday non-specific scenarios from her life, like she is a lab experiment. That’s why they call her subject 556. On the one hand it is very mean and they should probably stop but on the other hand why is she still posting them. No one is owed success on the Internet and while we’re all welcome to post, it feels like for the sake of protecting yourself, you should stop if given negative reinforcement. Another horrible ethical dilemma that makes me glad I’m not in middle school.
Whatever suffering you may endure in this life, Mr. Worldwide has been there, done that. The trials and tribulations of life seem easier with Pitbull by our side. The single set of footprints in the sand are from when the American rapper, singer, songwriter, brand ambassador, businessman, and philanthropist carried you. Say no more, get on the floor.