Gas Shortage
Gas looks a lot pee and thus people putting bags of pee places is very fun. Pee pee poo poo always plays. Never forget that.
The CDC Says Fully Vaccinated People Can…
I can’t do this anymore.. We’re a year and a half in. If we’re still going to make memes about the pandemic and the CDC they should be new, interesting, creative, and fun. This is weak and overdone. Channel any and all feelings you have about this into painting or cooking or anything else other than a lame meme.
Imagine Being Here With The Love Of Your Life
It’s similar to “what if we kissed at the.... and we were both girls” but it drops the cutesy nonsense and gets to real desperate desire. Imagine being here with the love of your life. Imagine it. Feel your heart swell as you get to the low pixel rate pond with the low pixel rate waterfall. Once again gets at the human desire to live in a video game. Also, there’s no need to change it based on gender or sexual orientation. Inclusive language is good because if you get it right the first time you don’t have to try so hard and be so twee about it later. Don’t show how much you thought about being inclusive, just get it right the first time.
Humans Are The Most Advanced Species Crab Video
Every time this video comes up on my timeline I watch it three times. It’s incredible to watch people come up with reasons that the we’re more advanced than the crab. Real answers and joke answers are both good. This little crab building his little house made people have such strong reactions.
Tiktok
In case you didn’t get the memo, We love her. She can do ballads, she can do rock ballads, she can do emo pop. Essentially she can do it all. She’s the singer-songwriter pop star of the moment with the power of Disney behind her, and some indie cred from Petra Collins. Tiktok’s attempt to make this song a meme is not going as well as previous efforts but give it a week. We’ll do our queen justice soon.
Technology is a glittering lure but there is the rare occasion when the public can be engaged on a level beyond flash, if they have a sentimental bond with the product. My first job, I was in house at a fur company with this old pro copywriter, Greek, named Teddy… He talked about a deeper bond with the product: nostalgia. It’s delicate, but potent. Teddy told me that in Greek nostalgia literally means ‘the pain from an old wound.’ It’s a twinge in your heart, far more powerful than memory alone. This song isn’t a spaceship. It’s a time machine. Takes us to a place where we ache to go again. It lets us travel the way a child travels. Around and around and back home again to a place where we know we are loved.
It’s good to know Cassie from Skins has a hold on future generations. Overall not a great sound because it can really go a lot of ways and none of them are that good. Sad, Funny, Boring. The funny ones can be funny but they aren’t always and I never want to watch a sad tiktok. I’m guessing this sound was originally about being in love in a very straightforward way and people adjusted it to be about their shitty boyfriends or own personal lives. Obviously I know memes can change and that’s the point but the source material on this one feels not worth it. Some things should stay on straight tiktok.
I HATE this sound. It’s so fucking long and not funny and not interesting. If you’re doing it ironically, you’re still doing it. It’s funny for no one but you. It’s a one minute video with no point and zero enjoyment for the audience. It SUCKS.
I Hate People That Work At The Bank (With A Twist)
Fine. It’s a little funny to pretend to threaten your sibling so they say they have a perfect sister. However, we need to be done with this audio format. We need to let go of “I hate everyone but....” we need to let go of the “When he loves me” song. We need to leave the sounds of spring behind. It’s Hot Girl Summer baby.
What You Know About Rolling Down In The Deep
Funny. Keep going. I want more.
People who memorized speeches from movies will take any opportunity they can to show that they memorized speeches from movies. I need them to know it is less impressive of skill than they think it is.
She did it. We all believed she couldn’t. She finished that bathroom. I hope I never hear from her again.
John Mulaney Response
Both teens who don’t know any better and adults who should are taking John Mulaney’s divorce personally and acting out on Tiktok. I am shocked to see the people who started the John mulaney divorce rumors in December think that he just got a divorce this week. He announced the divorce this week. So many people are either pretending or simply don’t know how basic divorce works, even on an emotional level. Haven’t you seen Sweet Home Alabama? You think they were living together up until last Monday and suddenly John decided he didn’t want to be married anymore? Regardless of any other factors, you know that’s not how it works. Even if you believe he’s dating Olivia munn (which come on, no he’s not) you have to know he and his wife have been on the rocks since she deleted his last name from her instagram. Also leave him alone! He’s having a personal life, it’s imperfect and it’s messy but so’s yours! What if Olivia Munn starts lying and says she’s dating you! I doubt you would handle it well!
Your analysis of the castaways one made me tear up and it could be my incoming period but I think it was your poetic writing
video game pond is from sonic adventure battle 2, the neutral chao world