Spotify Wrapped
The graphic design was bad I agree with you there. The language was hokey and trying too hard. Saw multiple pornhub wrapped jokes which were tired last year. Everyone likes Taylor Swift so her being on your top artists of the year is pretty normal. This is where we separate the weird from the really weird and the actual weird people I thought really delivered. I’m proud of the men who admitted their top podcast was Joe Rogan or Cum Town. Finally I’m sad that none of the white noise people who use Spotify to sleep went viral this year. Forever in my heart the person who’s number one song last year was fan sounds. All in all it was a great year and I’m already excited for next year.
You Want Me To Go To……
I don’t know that we have enough assassinations in history for this meme to sustain itself. I also foresee it getting annoying really quickly. The wrong crowd, whoever they might be, and there could be a lot of them, will get to it quickly and present us with their thoughts.
We Used To Be A Country
Unfortunately the Trads hit a nerve. A simple picture of a 7/11 sparked within us the idea that life used to be better, because it did. Google used to work better. Minimum wage used to reflect the market and be livable. McDonalds used to fry their fries in beef tallow. It’s times like these that remind us we need to replicate the quality of the past without replicating anything else. No morals, no values, but maybe bring back quality denim that won’t pill and tear at the thighs. The past wasn’t all good and this meme has its use but let’s not get carried away. Let’s also not get carried away with nostalgia. This meme feels like something we need to recognize things that were at one point a higher quality, are now bad without falling play to nostalgic impulses. Somethings used to be legitimately better than they are now. Other things are no longer good because we are no longer children.
TikTok
Absolutely hate the TikTok attempt at wrapped. TikTok famously has the most data of anybody. I want them to tell me everything they think about me. I want to know why they keep trying to show me Bluey content. I want them to give a full DSM diagnostic of what they think is wrong with me. I know they can tell me my ideal diet, why won’t they do it? Instead I get ugly graphics and hard to follow animations. Give the people what they really want.
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You Guys Know What Genre of Music Sucks?
We are absolutely not utilizing this sound to the best of its abilities. I want to know what genre of something SUCKS. I want everyone to go hard in the paint for being a hater. It’s mostly people talking about shitty tattoos. Give me your worst. Keep. Going.
Stormi You Look Like Mommy Baby
I......... hate Kylie’s voice. It drives me crazy. This is also the second trend like this to go viral not only this year, but in the past six months. Freud absolutely bodying everyone who says his theories were flawed. They were, but the evidence is on his side in this round.
I Ain’t Ever Been With A Baddy
All is right with the world. In late December there is a TikTok dance that we can all learn together and show off to our young cousins or coworkers. It’s catchy as hell and we all can’t stop singing it. We know we’re in a Renaissance right now because anyone could make a video of themselves signing all the popular sounds. We think they’re a common occurrence but they’re rare. They mean were at a peak, capturing a moment where we’re firing on all cylinders. Right now it’s a good mix. Treasure while we have it because the post Christmas slump will come soon enough
i thought what u thought but i did look the lyrics up and it's "i ain't Never been with a baddy"