Mean Girl Moment: Rapid Fire

My thoughts on Everything from the Past Two Weeks

Hayley vs. Selena

All I can think about is what Martin Short and Steve Martin think about all this. Are they helping write these bitchy texts and edit these tiktok comments? They must be. The only way I would have the confidence to wade back into the waters of stupid that is the Justin Bieber extended universe is if I had two men in their seventies standing behind me. Not only them, but the entire New York theater community over 65. If I were Hayley I would stand down. She’s not ready for what Jackie Hoffman has to throw at her.